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litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

mindlessbeat:

nigelblueberry:

*passes out*

Listen…

Wife

blacknaturals:

on point

mindlessbeat:

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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I laughed harder than I needed to at this 

verticaliciouss:

sick of people who think just because they’re upset they can be a cunt to everyone

like no, you’re being a prick, everyone can see it, shut up.